when you call in to work and your coworker answers the phone in their peppy work voice then realizes its you and goes back to sounding just as dead inside as you are
『 海月姫 / Princess Jellyfish 』 (Film 2014）
OH MY GOD!!!
Hey remember that one time I didn’t give a fuck what assholes thought and I decided to wear whatever the fuck I want because I’m pretty damn cute? Cuz I sure do.
Jesus christ your cute
high waisted shorts are for everyone they can go cry in a corner and sob they’re obviously jealous you look hella cute
Oh my gosh you’re super pretty
You’re totally slaying in that outfit!! fuck what they think
my favorite part is “girls who have a stomach” shouldnt wear high waisted shorts. do some girls not have stomachs? poor girls